I generally gave myself very good avice
elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible
The Signs as Mythological Creatures

telmar3:

zodiacgeek:

Capricorn: Centaur

Aquarius: Sphinx

Pisces: Siren

Aries: Manticore

Taurus: Minotaur

Gemini: Harpy

Cancer: Unicorn

Leo: Griffin

Virgo: Nymph

Libra: Krakken

Scorpio: Phoenix

Sagittarius: Dragon

Yeeees Go Griffins!!

A nymph sounds fitting.

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

monstersinthestars:

that is an excellent question

(also thank you so much!  you’re such a sweetheart ububu)

ghost-anus:


drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

ghost-anus:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:


I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

mahlibombing:

Slaughterhouse Starlets

Created by Keith P. Rein

Print available from Society6 and Etsy

oliviawhen:

Reasonable armor fixes everything.

childofeos:

ticktocksheep:

oliviawhen:

What if sleeping beauty became a knight instead? 

A mini project I’ve been thinking about for awhile. You can find a backstory comic [here].

perf

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